I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via quietlyobservant)

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via quietlyobservant)



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modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

(via quietlyobservant)

drinktillyourebetter:

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted weed, I’d have enough for weed.

(via dope-ass-dope-blog)

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

(via wholocked-loki-in-the-impala)

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via theworldsillusion)



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th3g00dlyf3:

vonmunsterr:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

😍😍😍😍

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via theworldsillusion)



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quietlyobservant:

currently me


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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

(via quietlyobservant)

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